I woke up today with an epiphany. I am not cool. I am so not cool in fact that dogs and little children suffer seizures when they are around me for too long. And because you are reading this blog, you are seriously endangering your innate coolness as well. Because this blog is not cool. If your friends find you reading this blog they will drag you out into the street and beat you to the fucking sidewalk. In Third World countries, people get pushed against a wall and shot for just looking at my blog. THAT would be cool if not for the fact that it is bullshit. No one reads this blog. Not even you. Because you are just a figment of my imagination. Which is uncool. Peewee Herman uncool. No, I am not cool at all.
Steel Said,
September 10, 2006 @ 7:10 am
That’s some pretty hyped up shit, man! I’ll never ever point you to where my pics are kept.
And I always thought it was your Fabio-ish hair that gives you that messianic aura, Your Awesomeness.
Randy Said,
September 10, 2006 @ 9:57 am
You can’t hide your pictures from me, man. Haven’t you been paying attention? I’m a fucking psychic too.
Carlo Said,
September 11, 2006 @ 9:06 pm
Shit, I miss you guys.
Randy Said,
September 12, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
Well, if you can buy us drugs then we’ll welcome you back into our little family!
Carlo Said,
September 13, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
Are vitamins considered drugs?
Randy Said,
September 13, 2006 @ 11:36 pm
Is that my fist in your asshole?
Carlo Said,
September 14, 2006 @ 5:19 pm
(In a Jessica Rabbit voice)Oh Randy, it feels so big! I’m such a sick fucker.
Olive Said,
September 15, 2006 @ 11:53 pm
You and Mike look like twins!!! Hahaha, what would Jerome have to say about this,.I wonder… :D
Belated happy, happy bday Janis!
Janis Said,
September 18, 2006 @ 9:08 am
squid, all i can say is… you’re full of shit… tigilan mo na ilusyon mo!… magtapon ka na ng basura!!! letserks!
Randy Said,
September 19, 2006 @ 1:27 am
KSS! KSS! NGOWRRR!